why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?
because they can’t even
how to improve a skirt: add pockets. how to improve a dress: add pockets. how to improve jeans: add pockets. how to improve a cardigan: add pockets. how to improve your acne: add pockets. how to improve your shattered relationships: add pockets
in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out
why are the bad guys’ horses always menacing and demonic too like
is there some kind of horse breeder for evil villains
come to uncle jim’s evil horse stables: for all your villainous horseriding needs
aR E YOU THE REASON THIS IS GETTING SO MANY NOTES
I lied to this guy on facebook and told him I was his long lost cousin. Now his whole family friended me on facebook and comments on all my posts like.